Randomness from my spare time...

It has been a long time and now I have the power to re use this site for my needs to clear some random stuff in my head.The degree of phisics used in ordering a chinese is indeed something to consider when it comes to saving washing machines and the world in its beautiful state of several years ago.
If we us the sun to move car + heat our homes, why not our
toast??? and for that matter why are we abusing our rivers
with the pollution that america gave us and which we could use
upon America as a 'joke' bombing involving the marmalade in
the pot with i just ate from. The amount of chances we have
to laugh and mock them are countless. For example, they have hired
george bush, a chimpansee frozen in time by aliens who want our
bees to make them honey and they need us to screw the planet
up so the bees leave and go to their planet known as sainsburys.
well bush land.... or another good example just america itself and Bush
need i say more???
this subject has brought me neatly onto the fish.
If we do run out of cod, will we be able to find another fish thats
the same taste?? will humans start having salmon and chips???
or will we encourage evolution to make another cod out of a
perch or a goldfish??? can we be trusted???? is the man in the red
cap on page 25 secretly the phantom panda i have been searching
for for the past 5 weeks????? all will be revealed in the next issue
of wogan tales, a tale of two hearts, split apart by a subway, but to
be reunited by the inflation busting prices of asda and much love
making.... by rob the stapler.feedback required!