Wednesday, 21 February 2007
Friday, 16 February 2007
surfing with the me
captains log........ stargate..... Friday 16th February.......... point 13621112 recurring.......
its been a short 10 days since i last posted but the memories flow like thick jelly. i have recently been practising some satriani and making random riffs, as well as eating garlic bread and drinking cake. the bear who was flying the ship left me and is now on a random planet in the fallacy on toast system, next to a little chef (they get everywhere). with Jupiter in mind on the trip back to the planet England i had a brief moment of joy as me and a compendré of rock cakes and scones (pronounced s-k-on) called kyle, rock the socks off the queens head and the plough with an acoustic set which involved some cheese, beer, chips and songs by various bands like incubus and some others. outer space is 62 miles up. on the Friday of last week which I'm sure was important, the crew of moi, Sam (second in the pool of honey), Tom (surfing his guitar through space and time to find the ultimate pigeon who can give you a maths awnser in 3.6 milliseconds and has a masters degree in English and the ability to smoke a cigar through its ear) and Alex (.............................................tea is good if you don't like coffee) were finding it quite difficult to stick with one riff in a messed up time signature e.g 3/4, 6/8, 7/sellotape. we were all brain dead except for the floating brain who had one too many pulls on the crack pipe. in the time it took us to stick with one riff, bon jovi rose and fell after releasing 6 albums and touring round Asia and America, and Axl rose found out he was actually a giant chicken, and was wearing a nappy in an interview with metal hammer.
i would like to play a bit of gtar in this next song but i don't really mind, and we could have worked better if we weren't so brain dead. I'm not sure why we were but it may have something to do with the brain slugs we had on our heads.
overall, that session was quite poor, apart from the beginning where we played the 2 tracks we already had perfectly. it sounded better than before and it felt tighter than a nun (sorry)
over and out!!!!! \m/(^_^)\m/
p.s................... hmmmmm nice
its been a short 10 days since i last posted but the memories flow like thick jelly. i have recently been practising some satriani and making random riffs, as well as eating garlic bread and drinking cake. the bear who was flying the ship left me and is now on a random planet in the fallacy on toast system, next to a little chef (they get everywhere). with Jupiter in mind on the trip back to the planet England i had a brief moment of joy as me and a compendré of rock cakes and scones (pronounced s-k-on) called kyle, rock the socks off the queens head and the plough with an acoustic set which involved some cheese, beer, chips and songs by various bands like incubus and some others. outer space is 62 miles up. on the Friday of last week which I'm sure was important, the crew of moi, Sam (second in the pool of honey), Tom (surfing his guitar through space and time to find the ultimate pigeon who can give you a maths awnser in 3.6 milliseconds and has a masters degree in English and the ability to smoke a cigar through its ear) and Alex (.............................................tea is good if you don't like coffee) were finding it quite difficult to stick with one riff in a messed up time signature e.g 3/4, 6/8, 7/sellotape. we were all brain dead except for the floating brain who had one too many pulls on the crack pipe. in the time it took us to stick with one riff, bon jovi rose and fell after releasing 6 albums and touring round Asia and America, and Axl rose found out he was actually a giant chicken, and was wearing a nappy in an interview with metal hammer.
i would like to play a bit of gtar in this next song but i don't really mind, and we could have worked better if we weren't so brain dead. I'm not sure why we were but it may have something to do with the brain slugs we had on our heads.
overall, that session was quite poor, apart from the beginning where we played the 2 tracks we already had perfectly. it sounded better than before and it felt tighter than a nun (sorry)
over and out!!!!! \m/(^_^)\m/
p.s................... hmmmmm nice
Tuesday, 6 February 2007
long week of burning cake
captains log..... stargate..........february 6th............. point 2..... crew onbored... me......and random bird possibly from england like a pigeon or a robin or a blue tit or sumfin like dat who can drive this crazy ship.....
its been a long week with hannah driving the ship to and from jupiter on the only fuel left which was melted cake substance. in my time off i managed to learn the introductions to billytalents song pins and needles and also the crowd chant on joe satriani's new album. i also recently learnt that you shouldnt give a bear a hug because they seem to get to atatched and try to make advances in your direction...... not a pretty site, as well as that but they are also quite good at snooker and darts...... anyway, the week before on stargate 3 friday 2nd of february, i met up again with the band of manya talents in the way of coffee and rock, and we began to rock some socks again, but due to my idea of nailing the socks to your shoe, ours wernt quite flying around the room moshing like last time which got a little bit messy as we had to call an abulance and do some first aid to sam's right sock as it had broken it stitching and knocked itself out. we have completely finished the flamenco track and we are still yet to hire a dancer and someone who can play the castonetes for and authentic feel, but its really good, and we have almost completed the second track which to me sounds like a spy moving into a buildingin the introduction, and then finding the most sexual rondom woman who will tell him everything she knows after a quick shag and a cup of tea and a gingerbread man, in the chorus and solos (because spies have to do this shit.....for their......... own good...NO sorry country i believe is the excuse they give. even if she is proberly the tastiest lookin bird in the pack or the only one there). i think that the track could use a little bit more variation with riffs or breaks or something like that in it or some vocals, either way it would only add to the immensity of what it already is. kinda like the moose-
a-bab which is 2 large kebabs and large chips in on meal.........amazin............. the only problem i had with the track was trying to get mr alex 'leroy' hart to slow down when he was learning the one piece he didnt know (which took a bit of time) lol sorry dude.
as a wise old war chief once said "click click, click, clock, ooo aaa la, click, do you want fries with that?" which i believe was touch my daughter again ill rip your balls off, cook them, and feed them to my horse, which knida freaked me out a bit because we were in the middle of bury eating a subway on a tractor heading to college, and i had only just met him. but more to the point im really looking forward to the consert and the solo things to because its going to be awsome.
i shall now return to my small room i call....a room.... and rock some crazy stuff and write some new stuff, and play some snooks and go down the gym, to return victorious and rock the rest of the day away.
over and out omigoes!!!! \m/(>_<)\m/
p.s listen to crowd chant, its awsome!
pps.. don't shove butterflies up your butt coz that's not nice and you could get sued
pppps. you can walk on custard
p. ill stop now
its been a long week with hannah driving the ship to and from jupiter on the only fuel left which was melted cake substance. in my time off i managed to learn the introductions to billytalents song pins and needles and also the crowd chant on joe satriani's new album. i also recently learnt that you shouldnt give a bear a hug because they seem to get to atatched and try to make advances in your direction...... not a pretty site, as well as that but they are also quite good at snooker and darts...... anyway, the week before on stargate 3 friday 2nd of february, i met up again with the band of manya talents in the way of coffee and rock, and we began to rock some socks again, but due to my idea of nailing the socks to your shoe, ours wernt quite flying around the room moshing like last time which got a little bit messy as we had to call an abulance and do some first aid to sam's right sock as it had broken it stitching and knocked itself out. we have completely finished the flamenco track and we are still yet to hire a dancer and someone who can play the castonetes for and authentic feel, but its really good, and we have almost completed the second track which to me sounds like a spy moving into a buildingin the introduction, and then finding the most sexual rondom woman who will tell him everything she knows after a quick shag and a cup of tea and a gingerbread man, in the chorus and solos (because spies have to do this shit.....for their......... own good...NO sorry country i believe is the excuse they give. even if she is proberly the tastiest lookin bird in the pack or the only one there). i think that the track could use a little bit more variation with riffs or breaks or something like that in it or some vocals, either way it would only add to the immensity of what it already is. kinda like the moose-
a-bab which is 2 large kebabs and large chips in on meal.........amazin............. the only problem i had with the track was trying to get mr alex 'leroy' hart to slow down when he was learning the one piece he didnt know (which took a bit of time) lol sorry dude.
as a wise old war chief once said "click click, click, clock, ooo aaa la, click, do you want fries with that?" which i believe was touch my daughter again ill rip your balls off, cook them, and feed them to my horse, which knida freaked me out a bit because we were in the middle of bury eating a subway on a tractor heading to college, and i had only just met him. but more to the point im really looking forward to the consert and the solo things to because its going to be awsome.
i shall now return to my small room i call....a room.... and rock some crazy stuff and write some new stuff, and play some snooks and go down the gym, to return victorious and rock the rest of the day away.
over and out omigoes!!!! \m/(>_<)\m/
p.s listen to crowd chant, its awsome!
pps.. don't shove butterflies up your butt coz that's not nice and you could get sued
pppps. you can walk on custard
p. ill stop now
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