surfing with the me

captains log........ stargate..... Friday 16th February.......... point 13621112 recurring.......
its been a short 10 days since i last posted but the memories flow like thick jelly. i have recently been practising some satriani and making random riffs, as well as eating garlic bread and drinking cake. the bear who was flying the ship left me and is now on a random planet in the fallacy on toast system, next to a little chef (they get everywhere). with Jupiter in mind on the trip back to the planet England i had a brief moment of joy as me and a compendré of rock cakes and scones (pronounced s-k-on) called kyle, rock the socks off the queens head and the plough with an acoustic set which involved some cheese, beer, chips and songs by various bands like incubus and some others. outer space is 62 miles up. on the Friday of last week which I'm sure was important, the crew of moi, Sam (second in the pool of honey), Tom (surfing his guitar through space and time to find the ultimate pigeon who can give you a maths awnser in 3.6 milliseconds and has a masters degree in English and the ability to smoke a cigar through its ear) and Alex (.............................................tea is good if you don't like coffee) were finding it quite difficult to stick with one riff in a messed up time signature e.g 3/4, 6/8, 7/sellotape. we were all brain dead except for the floating brain who had one too many pulls on the crack pipe. in the time it took us to stick with one riff, bon jovi rose and fell after releasing 6 albums and touring round Asia and America, and Axl rose found out he was actually a giant chicken, and was wearing a nappy in an interview with metal hammer.
i would like to play a bit of gtar in this next song but i don't really mind, and we could have worked better if we weren't so brain dead. I'm not sure why we were but it may have something to do with the brain slugs we had on our heads.
overall, that session was quite poor, apart from the beginning where we played the 2 tracks we already had perfectly. it sounded better than before and it felt tighter than a nun (sorry)

over and out!!!!! \m/(^_^)\m/

p.s................... hmmmmm nice